Break It Down! - April 29th Edition

Busy, busy, busy. Site inspections make for a good tan, crappy analysis.

For today's "Break It Down!" post we have a special guest contributor, my dear friend Dave, who will be attending this evening's game. Go ahead, Dave.

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Alright, I haven't actually had a chance to talk to Dave. However, since Dave attended Tuesday's game, I can fairly assume his post would go something like this:

I expect nothing less than unmitigated failure from everyone ... except maybe Pujols and Molina. We're completely miserable. Still, I am hopeful we will win.

Dave is smarter and better at writing/speaking/thinking than I am, so a degree of insight and eloquence should be factored in. Also, for those of you who aren't Dave, it is important to note that Dave is right more often than the rest of us. Place your trust in Dave. If only he had a blog ...

UPDATE: See Dave's analysis in the comments! Thanks, Dave.

Break It Down! - April 28th Edition

Too busy. Must hurry. Quick sentences (or, not sentences at all). Go!

Kyle Lohse, ace so far, expect excellence. Injured? Evidently not.

Pujols' bat will awaken after Monday slumber. Ferocious blows will deposit balls in distant stands.

Jo-Jo Reyes, first name starts with "J" and he shares it with a female American pop singer, doomed to fail. Dude has also sucked against Cardinals in past (0-2 in 3 starts, fewer than 6 IP per), and sucked so far this season (surrendered 5 runs @Pit in 5 IP). Taste failure, Jo-Jo. Taste it.

(This is the finest blog post that I have ever written.)

Well that's it in the way of analysis(?). Wish I were in Atlanta. GO CARDS!!

Break It Down! - April 27th Edition

The Cardinals are in Atlanta this week. Atlanta is where my dear friends David and Emilee Terry work and live. I have not talked to him about it yet, but I am sure that Dave will guarantee Cardinals victories in each of the next 3 games, just as I will guarantee Cardinals victories against the Nationals later in the week. Thanks, Dave.

All three Atlanta starters this week have first names starting with the letter "J" (Jair, Jo-Jo, and Javier). The Cardinals are 2 - 0 so far this season against starters whose first names start with the letter "J" (Jon Garland and John Maine). We may therefore inductively reason that the Cardinals will sweep the Braves.

Why haven't I taken the time to actually analyze Monday's game? SWAMPED with work!

Well that's it in the way of analysis(?). Wish I were in Atlanta. GO CARDS!!