Monday, April 27, 2009

Break It Down! - April 28th Edition

Too busy. Must hurry. Quick sentences (or, not sentences at all). Go!

Kyle Lohse, ace so far, expect excellence. Injured? Evidently not.

Pujols' bat will awaken after Monday slumber. Ferocious blows will deposit balls in distant stands.

Jo-Jo Reyes, first name starts with "J" and he shares it with a female American pop singer, doomed to fail. Dude has also sucked against Cardinals in past (0-2 in 3 starts, fewer than 6 IP per), and sucked so far this season (surrendered 5 runs @Pit in 5 IP). Taste failure, Jo-Jo. Taste it.

(This is the finest blog post that I have ever written.)

Well that's it in the way of analysis(?). Wish I were in Atlanta. GO CARDS!!

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